what’s the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants ?
one’s a crusty bus station and one’s a busty crustacean#i’ve told this joke a million times and it NEVER fails
On some real stuff though! Yes women in Delhi are saying what NEEDS to be said!
Reasons why October is the best month:
- Cold but dry weather
- Everything is pretty colours
- Pumpkin pie
- Pumpkin coffee
- Everything being made to look spooky
- Horror movies on TV all the time
- Jumper weather
- Dressing up as scary things
- Hot drinks
- Lots of sweets
They forgot Voodoo Fest.
October is my favorite month.
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this is scary.
Oh shit she’s pissed, better ignore her for a few hours and make her even angrier– Like every fucking guy I swear to god (via paralacking)
then explain THIS
my morning routine:
- wake up